Footballing clerical error

Forget Rio Ferdinand getting the dates of his drugs test mixed up or the extra zero that was surely added to Sven's contract by mistake, I've uncovered another footballing howler.

On checking the list of the last 16 football teams in the FA Cup, Stoke City are still there. In the fourth round proper.

I'll be firing off a disturbed letter in the morning to sort out this administrative error once and for all. Everyone knows Stoke only make it to the third round because that's when the top two divisions are added into the mix!