London triumphant

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Who'd have thought it! In the year when we celebrate the 200th Anniversary of Nelson's victory over the blue team, the British have defeated the French again!
Yes, the olympics are coming back to blighty. To be honest, this is a bit of a surprise as we've done really badly in the Eurovision Song Contest since we invaded Iraq. You tend to win these things because your mates vote for you, but the only friend we have is the knuckle dragger in the States.
I'm massively excited by this. If only because they'll have to improve the tube to make it usable.