My wife's piss smells like Chanel 5

Ahhhh, the Macc Lads. They remind me of my youth, as they swore a lot which seemed really funny when we were passing bootleg tapes around aged 16. Why bring them up now? Well I was searching for the missus' website (Google is now so efficient I just search for stuff rather than remembering the web address) and I found some interesting lyrics.
It's not very accurate, though. My Lady Muck would swear before she even had the chance to spill her chips and gravy, something along the lines of "Why did you buy me chips and gravy you fucking moron, where's my white fish and steamed vgetables?"