POKER: Deadly Nedly

I've managed to corrupt my workmate Ned into playing poker and we had a five-player game at his gaff a few weeks back. However, if you look at the table it's clear to see Ned was hustling me the whole time and didn't need corrupting! And anyone who says I'm publishing this to try and get another game set up is just, well, right.

Name	Rank	Played	Won	In the Money	Buy In	Payout	Profit	Return
Ned	1	2	1	2	£10	£25	£15	150%
Tom	2	2	1	1	£10	£20	£10	100%
Matt	3	2	0	1	£10	£5	-£5	-50%
Elliot	4	2	0	0	£10	£0	-£10	-100%
Andy	4	2	0	0	£10	£0	-£10	-100%

I am the Stoke City of the league - otherwise known as mid-table shiteness.