Is this the best job advert ever?

Posted in today's Gorkana alert:

Vertigo Films / MTV Films Europe / Pathe Pictures
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie, freelance film reviewer

Pathe Pictures, MTV Films Europe and Vertigo Films are about to start production for Dirty Sanchez: The Movie, adapted from the MTV UK series of the same name. They are looking for a freelance journalist with knowledge of the TV series Dirty Sanchez and good contacts in the tabloids (The Sun, Daily Mirror, Daily Star) and men's magazines (especially FHM, Loaded, Maxim) to go on the movie set, write up a set report and, if they're strong enough, appear in a stunt with the Dirty Sanchez stars. The set visit would be in the Dominican Republic from the 3rd to 6th March 2006.

Interested journalists should contact Wahida Begum at Vertigo films on +44 (0)20 7428 7555 or +44 (0)7808 570 848.