Guardian Writer

I featured in today's Fiver, in the readers' bit they slot in between the TV listings. Technically, that means I've written for the Guardian. Might have to add them to the list of publications I've worked for.

TONIGHT'S TV & RADIO

ITV1: Soccer Night (12am)
"What a weekend I just had!" wrote a breathless Matt Chapman earlier this week.

Five: Golazo Football Show (12am)
In fact, his weekend was sooooooo amazing that he felt compelled to describe it to us in an email that was approximately 2,000 words in length, and therefore way too long to fit in a TV & Radio guide that nobody actually uses as a TV & Radio guide.

Dutch Football - AZ Alkmaar v PSV (1am)
So to cut a long story short - a phrase, incidentally, that featured in Mr Chapman's epic tale - he went to Stoke for a few pints and had a nice time. The end.