It's been a bad week for...

Christian Fundamentalists.

Let's stack up the facts from the past few days:
* That whole "walking on water" miracle stuff is about as real as David Copperfield's tan. Next you'll be telling me there was handy fish sandwich shop that had a rush order during one of Jesus'speeches.

* Those hardcore loonies who think evolution is a test of our faith by god have more evidence they can ignore. A fossil discovered this week shows how creatures first managed to walk out of the water and into a queue at McDonalds.

* A document has been found that seems to clear Judas of any wrongdoing. Alleged to be a copy of an even older text, it casts Judas as a benevolent figure, helping his best bud Jesus to save mankind. Seems the bad boy of scripture was actually more Ned Flanders than Mr Burns.

Still, if you can't believe an organised religion that lied and rewrote the bible to suit its own needs, who can you trust?