Butt monkey

Zinedine Zidane, the last man in the French phone book, played an eventful final match in the World Cup. You have to remember that having retired from Real Madrid and having returned to the French side for one last tournament, this really was his final game of football. Which makes the headbutt incident that bit more strange.

So what exactly did Materazzi say to him? Well, according to a friend of a friend (and you know how reliable they are), here's the full transcript:

Zidane holds his shirt.
ZZ: "Ordinanza de tirare il costume!!" (stop pulling on my shirt!!)
MM": "Taciti, enculo, hai solamente cio che merite..." (shut up fucker, you only get what you deserve)
ZZ: "si e cio..." (yes, sure...)
While Zidane starts to move away, Materazzi says:
MM: "meritate tutti cio, voi gli enculato di musulmani, sporchi terroristici" (all of you deserve that, f*cking Muslims, terrorist bastards)

If that's true, perhaps Materazzi was lucky to get off without a full kicking.