TV: Cirque de Celebrite

On tonight's Cirque de Celebrite, Lady Muck writes:
Ok now I've seen everything... Syed off The Apprentice doing a trapeeze act to the tune of You're Beautiful by James Blunt, with Zammo off Grange Hill. Is Sky One always like this?

To which I can only reply:
Unless there was a burning torch hanging out of his arse that he had to flick at another celebrity covered in petrol, then it sounds quite tame for Sky One!