Bag of Wank

Sorry for the rude title, but this is a phrase I used to use a lot to describe something that was below par. I can't remember where I picked it up, but no doubt it was from some TV programme or other. Everything else I say comes from there.

While shopping for a cheapo case to take to San Francisco I found an actual bag of wank. Or at least a suitcase made by a company called Wankhiwal UK.

Speaking of which, here's the logo for the company that made the lifts for Future Publishing. It's only embarrassing until you realise their last building had elevators made by Schindler Lifts.